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What will Boris do?
Many Londoners are wondering the same thing I am, for better, for worse, for whatever. Boris Johnson is our new Mayor, and I’m looking forward to watching these things unfold, living under this new leadership:
Buffoonery
There is going to be a lot of it, and I get the feeling that Boris, in addition to outsourcing his entire professional team, is also recruiting a top comedy performance coach to keep his public laughing, as we get dragged along for this ride.
Comedy Sketch Shows
Can’t WAIT to see what the top British comedy talent comes up with. Will Matt Lucas step up to the plate on this one? There is plenty of material for him already.
Fancy Dress
Festival season, fancy dress parties (hey Americans, that means costume party) and club nights are going to be sprinkled with Boris look-a-likes. I suspect the fancy dress shops are now stocking up on floppy blonde haired wigs. Better get my order in.
Documentaries
I suspect that brainstorming is now in progress among Channel
4’s Dispatches, the BBC’s Panorama and all the other fantastic British documentary producers, who are planning for the
next investigative piece about how and why Boris Johnson won the London Mayoral
election. I’m looking forward to some hilarious ‘docudrama’ about the subject,
and wondering who will be cast as the lead role for...Boris the West End Musical, or for Boris the Movie? Oscar winner Daniel Day-Lewis could dye his mop blonde, gain weight, and give a fantastic OTT moving performance, something he is great at, as a bonified card-carrying member of the Overactors Annoynmous. He won't take the gig though, as for him to play Boris, it would require him to do some actual acting.
Virals
I’m already seeing some citizen-created viral campaigns appear in response to this election, such as the folks over at I Didn’t Vote For Boris, who invite non-Boris voting Londoners to tag a photo with ididntvoteforboris and add it to the Flickrstream. The conservative viral online campaign viral Boriswatch, has had its day, and now I’m looking forward to other Citizen Journalist reports, such as the eye view of Sunny Hundal, from the frontlines of what may be a new sport in London of Boris Watching. Clearly with 2,000+ already signed up to the Facebook group, it will be a popular activity here.
Celebrity Commentary
Some have already spoken their mind, and I’m watching to see what others have to say, on both sides, in what is going to be endless payday for the tabloids, paparazzi and other media types who feed on electric headlines. Here’s a few A-Lister comments I’ve enjoyed, and thanks to Devious Diva for compiling many more:
“Boris has as little knowledge of multiculturalism as I have of life on Jupiter. He used to go to this club in Oxford called the Bullingdon Club, full of snobs and creative conmen. The man has not only no physical ability to run anything, he is immoral and a bully. Boris as mayor would be like discovering you had piles and there was no cure for it.”
“In Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, there is a scene where a character is talking
about another who is a card player and he’s described as ‘a fucking liability’. That’s my idea of Boris. The mouth engages before the mind does. He doesn’t have any sense of diplomacy or tact. London is a cosmopolitan city. You can’t have someone who makes quotes like that [Johnson’s “piccaninnies” comment] representing London, regardless of the fact it was in the past [Johnson wrote the comment in 2002]. Of all the things people say about Ken, in my view he’s done a lot for London. When you go into the city it looks like a European capital now with all the regeneration, and it didn’t before. Trafalgar Square is a much more welcoming place.”
David Mitchell
Comedian, Peep Show
“Boris is mad. He wants to bring back bus conductors, but that’s never going to happen. I think he talks rubbish. He’s
out of touch and he doesn’t understand Londoners. People say Ken is obnoxious, but what can you do? One thing about him is he knows London.”
Charlie Brooker
Guardian columnist and Television Presenter
Thanks to this election result, I’ve now got a powerful
retort to the next Brit who blames me for the conservative politics of George
Bush, because clearly it can happen here as well, and I will not be surprised if David Cameron is this country's next Prime Minister.
I’m watching Boris,
-Lisa
Who’s Lisa Devaney?
I head the Hai Media Group, a multimedia communications company based in London, offering client’s traditional public relations, combined with new technology marketing strategies. I also perform, creating original Cabaret-style comedy skits for festivals, theatre and parties. Find out more about me, and the talented entrepreneurs I collaborate with, by visiting: www.haimediagroup.com
